FIFO Principle, just for you.

It has come to my attention that I apparently have an unatural desire to share every detail of my life with the internet. Not true. But just to piss off the people concerned, I’m going to add 8 things here that my readers might not know about me:

1. I was born with a hole in my heart. I nearly drowned my lungs with my own blood. Hectic stuff. But nothing open heart surgery couldn’t fix.
2. I’m a smoker. Yay for relaxation and stress relief.
3. Being tall is something I will never be. I’m shorter than all of my younger siblings. Even 9 year old Wok.
4. I hate my feet and knees.
5. I once did modelling and won a few photography categories.
6. I don’t like flowers. They represent apologies and death to me. Plus, they are lazy gifts to give anyway. I would prefer a novelty gift like a coffee mug with built in cocroach. Use imagination man!
7. I don’t drink alcohol very often and when I do I usually limit myself to two drinks. There is alot of alcoholism and drug abuse in my family and I will never allow myself to go down that road.
8. Fish freak the hell out of me. Creepy scaly fuckers, I hate them!

So there you have it. This is a reminder that this is my blog. My hobby, my therapy, my fun, and to steal a phrase from a fellow blogger, this is my social club when I’m not out enjoying company with my friends. I will do and write what I want to. If you don’t like it, use the FIFO principle. Fit In or Fuck Off, simple as vat bru.

On another note, am I the only one out there? I know its Christmas and all, but don’t you guys realize you have a duty to keep me entertained on a daily basis? Bloody hell. Very rude of you actually.