I teargassed our kitchen!
August 25, 2008 at 10:57 am 10 comments
So, Hayley thought it would be funny to give me teargas, in case I accidentally hijack somebody again and need to protect myself.
I get home from the coast this morning and decide to test the stuff.
I aimed for the kitchen sink, forgot to cover my mouth and naturally it ricoccheted off the wall, nowhere near the sink, and hit me right in the gob. Needless to say, I have been streaming tears, coughing and sneezing the house down, and our kitchen is infected with tear gas.
Like Cath says:that’s like giving a psycho person a knife and hoping they dont stab anyone!
I have teargassed the kitchen. Oh boy…
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Jenty | August 25, 2008 at 11:27 am
LOL, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in days!!
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kyknoord | August 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm
At least you know it works.
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Stef | August 25, 2008 at 12:49 pm
you would do that…
mwhhahahahahhahhhaaaa
shame man, so the stuff is potent, yes?
glad you had a great birthday, did you get my sms????
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Being Brazen | August 25, 2008 at 1:18 pm
ha ha ha ha – thats pretty funny to read..Though, I’d probably find it very unfunny if I was in your kitchen
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sonnyvsdan | August 25, 2008 at 2:01 pm
ohhh… silly sheba, you make me laugh. what a dropkcik
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Glugster | August 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Damn. Guess I’ll have to scrap tazer from the list of goodies we are sending you! Don’t want you hurting yourself.
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shebee | August 25, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I’ve survived.
Major headache still and it is 7 hours later!
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Candy Grrl | August 25, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Ah man…to have been a fly on the wall!
Dude, I forgot to wish you on your very special day…I am most apologetic…would a mere mortal like me be forgiven for the forgetfulness?!? I are truly sorry sweetie…hope you had a fabulous day, as you deserve
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angel | August 25, 2008 at 9:09 pm
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
have you and damien been taking notes off each other???!
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jaun | August 26, 2008 at 8:02 am
I dont think u should have a tazer.u might think its a new Rodney!!