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November 2, 2007 at 11:00 am 2 comments

SilkyMe17 says (01:05 PM):
i am so excited, edgars just brought out a whole range of big boobie holders!
VetKok69 says (01:05 PM):
cool!
SilkyMe17 says (01:06 PM):
yup yup, im sure you were dying to hear that.
VetKok69 says (01:06 PM):
I;m not really into big boobs tho
VetKok69 says (01:06 PM):
a c cup is more than adequate
VetKok69 says (01:06 PM):
a b is passable
VetKok69 says (01:06 PM):
an a is just not making the grade
SilkyMe17 says (01:06 PM):
yes I know this..
VetKok69 says (01:06 PM):
d’s are cool
VetKok69 says (01:06 PM):
dds pushing the limits
VetKok69 says (01:07 PM):
e’s crush my windpipe
SilkyMe17 says (01:07 PM):
okay. info overload
VetKok69 says (01:07 PM):
hahahahahah
VetKok69 says (01:07 PM):
vat wars a joke
SilkyMe17 says (01:08 PM):
dammit. why cant i find a nice man with appreciation of big boobies?
VetKok69 says (01:08 PM):
tons of men love big cans. i thought i was the exception
SilkyMe17 says (01:09 PM):
hell no. i have yet to find one with a genuine love of my booblets
VetKok69 says (01:09 PM):
anyways lets not talk about your udders anymore
VetKok69 says (01:09 PM):
its creeping me the fuck out
VetKok69 says (01:09 PM):
i would rather talk about semen sandwicjes
SilkyMe17 says (01:10 PM):
oh that is so sick i just threw up in my mouth a little
VetKok69 says (01:10 PM):
cool!
VetKok69 says (01:18 PM):
you suck ass
SilkyMe17 says (01:19 PM):
no, that would be weird, a little bit.
VetKok69 says (01:19 PM):
ive never licked a chutney hole before
SilkyMe17 says (01:19 PM):
me neither. i wonder what it tastes like…
VetKok69 says (01:19 PM):
My mate says it tastes nice
SilkyMe17 says (01:20 PM):
OH. MY. GOD. i really beg you to stop.
VetKok69 says (01:20 PM):
some girls go INSANE
VetKok69 says (01:21 PM):
others just wont let anything near their plumbing
SilkyMe17 says (01:21 PM):
look, a finger here and there is aight…. but right up?
SilkyMe17 says (01:21 PM):
hell no
VetKok69 says (01:21 PM):
thats why i like filthy bitches
VetKok69 says (01:21 PM):
they aint inhibited
SilkyMe17 says (01:21 PM):
its destined – we shall never ever shag. done so hereforth, it is officialised.
VetKok69 says (01:21 PM):
sticking a coke-bottle up there hardly gets a batted eyelid
VetKok69 says (01:22 PM):
those are the girls i like
SilkyMe17 says (01:22 PM):
whatever. i’ve always wanted to do that… my bfs were all geeks in bed tho
VetKok69 says (01:24 PM):
what would you want to stick in a mans ass?
VetKok69 says (01:25 PM):
a bodypart or an implement?
SilkyMe17 says (01:25 PM):
exactly – so what is the big deal?
SilkyMe17 says (01:25 PM):
dont know. probably body part for starters
SilkyMe17 says (01:25 PM):
how did this become a sex talk?
SilkyMe17 says (01:26 PM):
you were smutting again!
VetKok69 says (01:26 PM):
like a toe?
SilkyMe17 says (01:26 PM):
like a thumb.
VetKok69 says (01:26 PM):
ansewr the question
VetKok69 says (01:26 PM):
a thumb! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SilkyMe17 says (01:26 PM):
what? what THE FUCK is wrong with a thumb?
VetKok69 says (01:26 PM):
its HUGE!
SilkyMe17 says (01:26 PM):
this is a ridiculous conversation.
VetKok69 says (01:27 PM):
ok ok. im not judging you
SilkyMe17 says (01:27 PM):
so men can stick their shlongs up chics asses, but a thumb is too big?
VetKok69 says (01:27 PM):
so you would stick your thumb in his bum. When? And what would you do next?
VetKok69 says (01:31 PM):
You could probably milk his prostate with a thumb tho, if your thumb is long enough.
VetKok69 says (01:32 PM):
The milking action involves more tapping than stroking
VetKok69 says (01:32 PM):
well thats what im led to believe anyway
VetKok69 says (01:32 PM):
by my gay chinaman mechanic who loves sticking a monkeywrench in his ass
VetKok69 says (01:32 PM):
bygones
SilkyMe17 says (01:33 PM):
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! SilkyMe17 says (01:34 PM):
you are so strange.
SilkyMe17 says (01:37 PM):
did you just make this up?
VetKok69 says (01:37 PM):
girl have you ever known me to talk shit?
VetKok69 says (01:38 PM):
i dreamt I fucked an asian chick in front of my ex last night. she could remove her vagina. it was rather handy.
VetKok69 says (01:39 PM):
I woke up with a giant erection
SilkyMe17 says (01:40 PM):
i’ve had dreams like that
SilkyMe17 says (01:40 PM):
except the penis was removable
SilkyMe17 says (01:40 PM):
quite enticing
SilkyMe17 says (01:41 PM):
only problem is, when i need an erection its never available
VetKok69 says (01:42 PM):
what do you think it means? Should i fuck a chinese bitch in front of my ex?
SilkyMe17 says (01:42 PM):
thats probably like a revenge thing, i suppose.
SilkyMe17 says (01:42 PM):
u want to hurt her for what shes done
VetKok69 says (01:42 PM):
no i dont not at all
VetKok69 says (01:42 PM):
so i dont understand the dream
SilkyMe17 says (01:42 PM):
subconscious darling
SilkyMe17 says (01:43 PM):
and you? what were you like?
VetKok69 says (01:44 PM):
i felt a bit embarassed
VetKok69 says (01:44 PM):
wouldn’t you?
SilkyMe17 says (01:44 PM):
well no. i would actually get off on that… but thats just me.
VetKok69 says (01:45 PM):
ok ok seroiusly, maybe it means that im starting to dissassociate my ex from sex
SilkyMe17 says (01:54 PM):
so why do you have to bone a chinese chic witha portable pussy to find that out?
SilkyMe17 says (01:54 PM):
sis. i am disGOSTING
VetKok69 says (01:54 PM):
jesus i just laughed out loud!
VetKok69 says (01:54 PM):
Portable pussy! portable pussy! fifty yen a fuck!
SilkyMe17 says (01:55 PM):
love you long time, fucky wucky
SilkyMe17 says (01:55 PM):
im blogging this, kapishe?
VetKok69 says (01:56 PM):
aparrently asian bitches have 7 more muscles in their vaginas that any other race of women
SilkyMe17 says (01:56 PM):
thats bullshit!
V
etKok69 says (01:56 PM):
You cant blog my innermost sexy-time dreams!!!
SilkyMe17 says (01:56 PM):
awww come on! u can be anon?
VetKok69 says (02:27 PM):
brb going for a poo
SilkyMe17 says (02:33 PM):
information overload!

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. amandzing  |  July 14, 2008 at 11:36 am

    time to pop this onto bash.org methinks….

    Reply
  • 2. shebee  |  July 14, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Whats bash.org all about?

    Reply

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