Biggest loser & I’m a big fat coke head, what what?

January 20, 2008 at 1:43 pm Leave a comment

I love coke.  I really do.  The coca cola company created coke all those years, specifically for me I am sure.

 

The blackety goodness filled with bubbles and fizz just make me happy.  Nothing beats pouring a glass of ice cold coke down my throat – its orgasmic, I tell you.

 

MmmmMMMmmmm – goooooooooooooooo COKE HEAD!

 

On another note, I would like to officially announce my hatred for the show ‘The Biggest Loser’ on etv.  Not only do the poor chubby dudes make me cry every week, it is the ultimate show in demeaning a persons confidence. 

 

The outward message is that fat people are abnormal and disgusting and shouldn’t be fit for society.  It disgusts me.  Yes, being obese is unhealthy but we can thank the divine little fashionista’s for allowing us to believe that thin people are desirable only, and fat people – well, fat people are just unloveable.

 

Screw that.  I love fat people.  Come here, all you little fatties – I wanna give you a hug.

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