There she was, with a ribbon in her hair, singing doo wa deedi dum

April 25, 2008 at 3:17 am 23 comments

See?  I can stand up for myself.  I know I’m nice and stuff, but if you fuck with me, I’ll fuck with you.  He didn’t expect me to actually do anything when he called me a CNUT (rearranged) or a liar.  Or how about that sentence of bringing up Andrew just to piss me off?  Fuck him.  He’s banned, he’s out of pocket, and he’s lost a string of business deals just because he was alllll fucked up.

My friends know that I go quiet when I’m angry.  Thats right, I said FRIENDS.  How many of those do you think he has?  None, I can assure you.  So, bottom line, Crappo Catto – you pissed me off.  I dealt with it.  You’ve run around your computer screen following all my incoming links of support and discussion and I bet you sat there with your finger in your mouth going ‘what the fuck?!  I didn’t expect that!‘  You no longer have me as a client, nor a “close friend” and you’re probably less likely to find anyone else out there on this here internetz who would willingly believe a word you said.  Unlucky, chucky.  Next time try not being such a complete fucking doos, m’kay?

Just to clear the record – my integrity is still intact.  Yes, my mate might have dealt with diamonds, but he’s legal now.  As for my last job – hysterical to think that I was supposedly being paid illegal money.  Pah!  I worked hard, and so did my boss.  Even the offshore account this asshole brings up was all done by the book.  So much for lacking integrity.  I cannot actually comprehend some people think I am this dudes alter ego!  Good fucking gracious.

I hereby declare this war over.  I also declare myself the winner.  I came out on top, dignity intact, and despite embarrassing bullshit being said, I still hold my head up high.  I can continue with my writing (which if you actually don’t believe is truthful – you shouldn’t be here) and enjoy myself. Yes.  Sorry for you, bru.

Now, onto greater things.

Welcome back to my old readers.  Please stick around to the new ones, and remember that my one true statement is ‘I am me, and no one else’.  If you cannot deal with this, have a nice life.  I don’t need you here.  To quote dear old darling 6000 – I am my number one reader.  Character flaws include spelling errors and typos.  I write because its my passion.  I blog because its fun.  If the fun times stop, so do I.  I am here for your entertainment, and I love what I do.  So should you.  I understand that I won’t please everyone, and that really is okay.  As long as I am left in peace, I’ll leave you in yours too.

Please forgive me for comment moderations.  I am sure you can understand why, given the circumstances.  I promise to have no more Catto talk after this, because, damn – I am SO sick of it.

Anyway, I was accosted by a giant killer moth on Friday night, then a lizard fell onto me from the roof and got stuck between my toes.  Can you imagine how I turned into a girl and screamed?  I can.  So can Kim.  Sorry hun.  Hope your ear has stopped buzzing.  I am moving to Durban this weekend!  Yay!  Wish me and Cath luck, I’m sure we will need it.  At some point, after we’ve recovered from the SheenaPina party.

Final note, a special mention of thanks to Attorney Paul Jacobson who has advised me through this ordeal.  Thank you to everyone (you know who you all are) for your assistance.  He might have held me back for a week, but those who matter know the truth and thats what counts.  The calls of support and love and messages I have received have all meant so much to me.  Thank you.


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Welcome to Sheena’s fake blog I survived the weekend!

23 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Cath  |  April 25, 2008 at 3:24 am

    Hello my darling, and welcome back.

    *dispatches pumpkin in direction of Catto*

    Can’t wait, my SheenaBee.


  • 2. B  |  April 25, 2008 at 3:29 am


    As if an asshole can stop you… Not even a speedbump!

    Wonder how many theme changes I am going to see in the next few days.. I keep seeing new ones each time I refresh.. (Yes Yes.. I am a refresher.. so sue me 😛 )

  • 3. admin  |  April 25, 2008 at 3:30 am

    thank you angel. I am so excited. Lots of work to be done, but don’t you love this theme????

  • 4. admin  |  April 25, 2008 at 3:32 am

    Lol, I know, I keep playing around with the themes!

    Yeah, mild speedbump – but nothing hectic 🙂

    Thank you so much for everything luv!

  • 5. admin  |  April 25, 2008 at 3:32 am

    PS: does anyone know how to delete certain people from the subscription lists? The feedburner ones?

  • 6. Glugster  |  April 25, 2008 at 3:52 am

    Welcome back!

    The current theme still needs some work though. Don’t know if it’s just me, but the latest post and sidebar headings are going over the blog menu. Looks a bit strange. LOL. Maybe I’m drunk.

  • 7. admin  |  April 25, 2008 at 4:07 am

    I know Gluggie. Please let me know as you go along of anything you notice that I might not, it will go onto a list to be fixed.

  • 8. 6000  |  April 25, 2008 at 4:13 am

    Oi. Less of the “old”. I know how this works.
    Next you’ll be lumping me in with the “middle aged male blogger” set. A
    nd from there it’s only a short leap to “CREEPY middle aged male blogger”.

    Who’d want to be in that set?

    Oh – and the link (since you didn’t – humph!) is:

  • 9. admin  |  April 25, 2008 at 4:22 am

    LOL. Okay, mah bed.

  • 10. Goblin  |  April 25, 2008 at 5:32 am

    Welcome back babe!!

    Now remember, keep away from the creepy middle aged male blogger group!

  • 11. Anonymous Coward  |  April 25, 2008 at 5:57 am

    You sound hysterical.

  • 12. sweets  |  April 25, 2008 at 6:14 am

    whoop whoop!!!
    a giant killer moth??… how lovely 😉
    good luck with them moving and enjoy the party!!

  • 13. MsBehavn  |  April 25, 2008 at 8:00 am

    Thank someone’s god you’re back, Sheena. I’m frilled 😉

    Good luck with the move. I’m doing the best I can in my little war zone over here!

  • 14. sonnyvsdan  |  April 28, 2008 at 3:37 am

    OK, I like the new colour scheme! Welcome back. Expect to see my new travel blog up soon. And another blog project.

  • 15. Parenthesis  |  April 28, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    I’m so glad you’ve managed to sort your shit out – “fake” [ahem] or not, WE appreciate you. Welcome back 🙂

  • 16. Lord Wiggly  |  April 29, 2008 at 12:51 am


    Good to have you back Sheena Bean!

    A lizard between your toes? Is that some kind of euphemism for a sick sexual fetish?

  • 17. Spencer  |  April 29, 2008 at 3:16 am

    Welcome back you dingbat!

  • 18. Champagne Heathen  |  April 29, 2008 at 4:40 am

    I’ve been fairly calm and dismissive of the whole incident until I noticed something in that “Chatterbox” thing of yours… How fkcing dare anybody term a person who has undergone an abortion “a baby killer”.

    Sheena, I don’t really care if you have or have not had an abortion. Because that it your choice. And a fkcing difficult one to make at that. And should never ever be held against you, unless that person has been in the exact same place as you when you made that choice.

    But for someone to try & use such a choice against a woman is one of the most dispicable acts. It is beyond a low blow. This man needs to go & speak to the girls and women who are making the choice to have an abortion before he ever dares to attempt to think for himself again. Reality is just a street step away.

    All the best for the new blog.

  • 19. angel  |  April 29, 2008 at 8:32 am

    i am ever so glad you’re back shebeeliciousness!!!
    you’ve been through some kind of ordeal girl, and i know it would have put some people off for life- and i am uber-glad you didn’t pacl it in!

  • 20. admin  |  April 29, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Hehe, thanks guys.

    Just a note from my Mommy:

    She says to tell you all that ‘Richard Catto the old fart that couldn’t get the young girl’ can go screw himself. Her grand daughter was very real and it breaks her heart to read some asshole saying she was fake. He did not live through the days of our darkest despair when we lost her’

    And I will add, despite having an abortion (yes, Anonyloozah – it is true, I was seventeen and had my own reasons) that I was a fantastic mother. I loved my little girl more than life itself. I don’t need to justify that to anyone. She was my life. I don’t feel that anyone on this blog has a right to even question me on that. It has taken me four years to finally start healing, and even today – I would sacrifice anything possible to have another day with her. I miss her til now, and nothing will ever take that away.

  • 21. Anonymous Coward  |  April 29, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    @Heathen: So someone who has an abortion is not a baby killer?

    What are they then, if they are not baby killers?

    Shall we come up with some euphemistic name for them to ease guilty consciences?

  • 22. Champagne Heathen  |  April 29, 2008 at 11:00 pm


    No. Learn your science. Learn your South African law. Take your subjective judgemental practices out of this.

    Calling someone a “Baby killer” is a judgement call. It is NOT “saying as it is”.

    Richard was trying to influence others’ perceptions. He had 1000 options of how to tell others that Sheena has had an abortion – simply saying she had an abortion would have been the most objective…. and then no euphemism is needed.

    As for whether the entity is a baby at the time of a “termination procedure”… Our country’s laws believe that we are legally allowed to terminate A FOETUS with no reason within the first 12 weeks of pregnancy. ACTUALLY, it is only considered a foetus after the 9th week, before then it is various clustering of cells. Added to this, according to research, a foetus does not have the ability to feel pain until the third trimester. So, should the abortion take place before then, no “baby”, as we tend to perceive wriggling bundles of self-sufficient fleshy babies, is being “killed”. After the 12th week of pregnancy, a female needs medical reasons to terminate, or serious socio-economic reasons. Plus, this entity is only considered a baby once it no longer requires its mother’s womb to survive.

    No one has any legal right to judge in this situation. Fine, judge by your religious beliefs… although surely it is your god’s place to judge, not yours?

  • 23. Michelle  |  May 2, 2008 at 3:42 am

    She’s back! I knew you would be…just wasn’t sure if I’d be able to find ya…and here you are. Glad you faught the guy.


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