I am going to hell when I die

May 19, 2008 at 10:22 pm 10 comments

So, um, ja.  I don’t want to upset anyone, but I think maybe I might be possibly going to hell when I peg.

I overheard a conversation today that I wish I never had.  It was the group of ten christians drinking coffee at the table next to mine.  Right on the end there was a couple, talking quite loudly.

She was emo about something or other, and he was comforting her.  The problem was, the way he was talking made me think (guiltily, I promise) completely cynical thoughts and was convinced that if he replaced the word ‘God’ with ‘Me’ it was as if he was totally hitting on her.

She:  I feel really helpless and don’t know what I should do next.

He: Just put your head into God’s lap, sweetie. He’ll take all your pain away.

She: Maybe I should just call [them]

He:  I think you should just open yourself up for more.  I really don’t know if you’re ready just yet.  How do you feel about letting me in a bit more [on whats going on]?

She:  Yeah, I want to sleep on it I think.

He:  God admires you for being so willing, sweetie.  You should totally feel proud of what you’ve done, not guilty.

She:  You really think so?  Thank you.  You’re the only one who could understand me on this you know…

He:  Don’t ever forget, God will never leave you.  You are precious to him, and he adores you.

I’ll stop there.  Its official, I’m going to hell.

I’m sorry – I just couldn’t resist blogging this, it had me occupied mentally for hours!

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10 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Goblin  |  May 20, 2008 at 6:19 am

    People like me will be there though so you’ll have a rocking time

    Reply
  • 2. cathjenkin  |  May 20, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Hells yes! you wont be lonely!

    Reply
  • 3. kyknoord  |  May 20, 2008 at 9:25 am

    At least you won’t have to worry about load shedding.

    Reply
  • 4. shebee  |  May 20, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Goblin & Cath – awesome.

    Kyk – I hear its stopped now.

    Reply
  • 5. Stef  |  May 20, 2008 at 11:11 am

    that is such a strange conversation!!! you should have gone over to him and said ” shame on you for using God to get into her panties!!!! ”

    amen 🙂

    Reply
  • 6. B  |  May 20, 2008 at 11:33 am

    According to QueenG I am going to hell cos I have a tattoo..

    If you get there first will you find us a good seat.. I hear they have shows every night… Ill bring the wine..

    Reply
  • 7. Glugster  |  May 20, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Keep the door open for me when you get there.

    Oops. I forgot. I don’t believe in hell.

    Reply
  • 8. shebee  |  May 20, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Stef – Amen

    B – Whahaha. You tattoo’d little so and so. Wanna pitchfork? Onlee 5 dolla?

    Gluggie – yeah, i have that problem too.

    Reply
  • 9. angel  |  May 20, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    oooh… very soft sand this!

    Reply
  • 10. leez  |  May 22, 2008 at 7:27 am

    The coversation wasn’t starnge it was just your interpretation of it. Sometimes when we lacking something we seem to find it in the strangest of places. maybe it was masg from God telling you you need to get laid…

    Reply

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