A poem on my body fluids

May 29, 2008 at 4:24 pm 10 comments


City lights at night are cool
Makes me want to sit at the pool
Not that we have one, mind you
Excuse me please, I need the loo

The beee-baaah around the street
intermittantly interrupts my sleep
I want to find a machine gun and
go marching down to them with a band

I have toilet tissue just near by
for when my nose decides to cry
it leaks and leaks and leaks and leaks
in between the times my bum squeaks

Have I mentioned I that I’m dying?

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10 Comments Add your own

  • 1. shebee  |  May 29, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Bridget had a comment here about me being brillaiant (her spelling, not mine) or something but I deleted it by mistake. Sorry Budget.

    Reply
  • 2. angel  |  May 29, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    aaaw poor shebeelicious has a snotty nose… i sympathise doll- i think i;m in the same boat!

    Reply
  • 3. Amy  |  May 29, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    Seriously, that is the sexiest picture i’ve ever seen of you Sheena…. your booga-licious!

    Reply
  • 4. B  |  May 30, 2008 at 6:01 am

    LMFAO!

    Dunno how to tell you this chickypoo… but you got some strings coming out your nose..

    Just being polite.. just being polite..

    Reply
  • 5. SheBee  |  May 30, 2008 at 7:01 am

    Hehehe – thanks dudes.

    😛

    Reply
  • 6. Stef  |  May 30, 2008 at 9:32 am

    try tampons? wmwhahahahahahahahaha

    btw: i want your eyebrows… seriously… they are perfect 🙂

    Reply
  • 7. Bridget  |  May 30, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Yeah, whatever!

    I asked about the “beee-baaah” you little LIAR!

    Reply
  • 8. Glugster  |  May 30, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Charming.

    Reply
  • 9. Glugster  |  May 30, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    WTF. Just got a message telling me I’m posting comments too quickly and should slow down. LOL

    Reply
  • 10. shebee  |  May 30, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Dudes. Only on my blog would someone point out my eyebrows are ‘perfect’. I consider this to be the latest worst ever photo of me!

    Gluggie – the blog senses how much you love it and gets a little freaked out. Take it down a notch or two, perhaps?

    Hee hee

    Reply

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