Too lazy to do a real post

June 5, 2008 at 12:04 am 4 comments

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?

Um… boxes of chocolate, nuts, shoes, smokes, lighters, papers and maybe a change of underwear or three.

2. When was the last time you threw up?

Last week. I was a bulimic queen with food poisoning. Delightful, really.

3. What’s your favorite curse word? ‘Curse Word’?

Who still says that these days?! it is : Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

4. Name three people who made you smile today.

No one made me smile today, I was a grumpy fucker. Oh wait, Brett from taco’s cracked a funny.

5. What were you doing at 8am this morning?

Sleeping off last nights midnight oil burning.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

Bitching to myself about how long the petrol attendant was taking to fill up my car.

9. What’s the last thing you said aloud?

Get out of my fucking car, I want to go home you slut.

11. What is the last thing you had to drink?

Chocolate Supermoo

12. What are you wearing right now?

Panties and a white JTOne shirt

19. Do you have a tan?

Other than monitor tan?

23. Where is your mom right now?

In bed, I should hope.

24. Look to your left. What do you see?

The other side of the U couch. Beyond that is the kitchen. With no dirty dishes, I live with Martha Stuart, don’t you know?

25. What color is your watch?

I don’t wear watches, they irritate the hell out of me.

26. What comes to mind when you think of Australia?

Waha. My visa application.

27. Would you consider plastic surgery?

Hell yes, I would get me some new boobies.

36. Where are you right now?

On the U couch. Looking at my feet and hating them.

37. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?

DON’T. GO. THERE.

40. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

I’m sorry, but have you met me? I can’t favour one pair. Are you pissed or what?

*Yes, Gluggie, I know the numbers are screwed – bite me.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. angelthemom  |  June 5, 2008 at 5:40 am

    answering a set of questions like that is SO not lazy!!!

    Reply
  • 2. shebee  |  June 5, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Hee hee – thanks Angel 🙂

    Reply
  • 3. shebee  |  June 5, 2008 at 11:32 am

    I’m surprised your man hasn’t given me hell about the incomplete numbers. I was going to change it but then I remembered I have analtons like Glug and Mark reading my blog.

    Reply
  • 4. angelthemom  |  June 9, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa… maybe they’re too lazy to give you flak?

    Reply

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