Amen

June 12, 2008 at 5:53 pm 9 comments

The magnetic board is to my left, covered in scribbles named ‘fishy’. There’s a yellow jug on the red table in front of me labelled ‘sweet’. Its so simple.

My flattie randomly bursts out crying when I sweetly tell her she’s old and wrinkly

there are drive by’s (but its okay – petrol prices are going up all the time, soon the mofo will run out and we’ll deploy pumpkins)

Bittersweet avengement abounds for me without me even asking for it.

I shall be working with naked (well, almost) men all day and I shall be happy and I shall feel important and I shall make up for the last 60 days of ‘shitfuckwhoreslutwhatarewegoingtodo’ing and we shall have wine and smokecokes and tiff chocolate. And SuperMoo’s for Moose. And Bubbles for the HalfPint.

Congratulations Me, its about time.

Congratulations You, for sticking through it all with me, and for being you. Even if you are only 2 years away from (GASP) 30. You old motherfucker, you.

The Sh@th is healthy, happy, homely, heffalumped & hysterical.

You think this post is random? You should see my life. If only you could all see it.

Dear God,

Thank you for randomness.

Amen.

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9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. angel  |  June 12, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    i’m just loving all the randomness!!

    Reply
  • 2. Cath  |  June 13, 2008 at 6:54 am

    Dear God

    Thank you for Sheena.

    Enough said

    Amen

    Reply
  • 3. Stef  |  June 13, 2008 at 9:29 am

    halleluja sista!!
    mwha

    Reply
  • 4. Glugster  |  June 13, 2008 at 11:15 am

    And as our final song we will be singing Psalm 60. And for those of you who do not have Psalm 60, please sing Psalm 30 twice……

    Reply
  • 5. obakeng  |  June 13, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Hey whats up my sister!

    And YES…. You Can!

    Amen.

    Reply
  • 6. shebee  |  June 13, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Hehe thanks goiys.

    SUUUUUUUUUP Gangster!!!

    Reply
  • 7. shebee  |  June 13, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    oh ja, have a looovely long wekeend.

    Reply
  • 8. B  |  June 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    lol@u!!! Are you off your meds or on a new script???

    Reply
  • 9. sonnyvsdan  |  June 16, 2008 at 7:55 am

    seeing as we are talking about randomness, how are your potatoes?

    I asked that of a guy in the pub the other day, his response was simply “tricycle”.

    I think we’ll be friends.

    Reply

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