Golly, I’m pregnant

June 24, 2008 at 9:37 am 16 comments

‘Sheen, you’re funnier when you’re sad – you know that?’ said the mother to the blogger with the long brown hair…

Gee, Mom – thanks.  But, she’s right I suppose.  It’s weird how that happens, hey?  Your mother always knows you best.

I’m stuck with a tricky situation.  Do I say yes to one option, at the risk of missing out on my current option?  Or do I just say no to the new option and stick with my current one, when I already know what to expect. 

Tough call, boet.  I might fuck it up either way, but hey – at least I could say I went down trying, right? 

Also, in other news, I’m seeing dead people yo.  At home, at the office and even on the street the other night.  I think Bruce Willis has fed me that child while I wasn’t looking. 

And, just to spice things up a little, I think I may be slightly pregnant.  Haven’t had any happiness by the body recently, so its a tad off what with timing and all that, but hey – stranger things have happened.

Tender breasts, cranky as fuck, nausea in the mornings… my throat mock charged a few times while I was inhaling my first smoke this morning, that never happens. 

Yes, so, I’ll call the baby Jesus Jnr.

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  • 1. betenoir  |  June 24, 2008 at 9:42 am

    what if it’s a girl? you can’t lumber her with a name like that! she’s not even mexican!

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  • 2. shebee  |  June 24, 2008 at 9:44 am

    Heheh Bete. Dude. Only you!

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  • 3. betenoir  |  June 24, 2008 at 9:55 am

    I am the father of your messiah. I am.

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  • 4. shebee  |  June 24, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Lawdy, I just knew it… There was that one drunken night, I remember…

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  • 5. betenoir  |  June 24, 2008 at 10:27 am

    I impregnated you by sheer force of awesomeness. This is agreat honour for you, no?

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  • 6. shebee  |  June 24, 2008 at 11:12 am

    In the words of the late, great, Lord Wiggly:

    Fo shizzle, huggie bizzle.

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  • 7. Stef  |  June 24, 2008 at 11:12 am

    LOL well good luck with that…

    other names to maybe use… McGyver?

    no happiness by the body recently… oh boy you crack me up 🙂

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  • 8. shebee  |  June 24, 2008 at 11:15 am

    You see? this is why I shouldn’t let my real life mates read my blog:

    Daryl: how did you get pregnant? who is he?
    omf wait till i tell amy and shar!

    Stef – hehehehe. is true though!

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  • 9. kyknoord  |  June 24, 2008 at 11:16 am

    A phantom pregnancy? Cooool. Maybe one of the dead people is the father?

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  • 10. shebee  |  June 24, 2008 at 11:29 am

    kyk – we’ve established this. it was betenoir. keep up.

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  • 11. 6000  |  June 24, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Devil spawn of you-know-who?

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  • 12. shebee  |  June 24, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    You-know-who it is, 6k. Definitely, you funny bunny.

    Reply
  • 13. justBcoz  |  June 24, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Ok, well I’m completely friggin lost here … sorry, my brain is toast after a heavy day! Mysterious options, dead people. phantom pregnancies?? And I thought MY life was complicated =)

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  • 14. B  |  June 25, 2008 at 5:58 am

    Perhaps you should put some happiness to that body of yours and then the dead people will stop impregnating you??

    Just a thought…

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  • 15. shebee  |  June 25, 2008 at 6:23 am

    Grrrl – you have no idea. And I still censor some of the stuff that I do cause I’d sound nuts!

    B – oh har har. The thought has never crossed my mind 😉

    Reply
  • 16. angel  |  June 26, 2008 at 5:59 am

    oh my word shebee i love reading stuff like this first thing in the morning! so how far along are you?

    Reply

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