The Wiggly Challenge

June 27, 2008 at 12:14 pm 6 comments

You guys know Wiggly, right? Well, although he doesn’t blog anymore he and I still keep in contact from time to time.  For your viewing pleasure, I have decided to paste something he wrote for me today:

Wiggly Email 1:  How is Dbn Town blah blah, what you up to lately yadda yadda.

My Reply 1: All good, loving it, taxi shoot out on X Road this morning, rickshaws, sand castles, Joe Cools etc etc

Wiggly Email 2: 

Ahhh, good old […] Rd. I used to go that way to work every day too.  Durbs is awesome. If you wanna check out an AWESOME place, go to X Club on [this] Rd. And when you do, make sure you say Hi to N, V, A and L for me. Those ladies will show you a wonderful time – believe me. Oh, and when you meet N, give her my number – I believe she wants it. You could also bump into them at Joe Cools on a Sunday night (cos thats their only night off). 4 tall [Nationality] girls who dance really well – you can’t miss them.

Hey, I think I’ve just given you MISSION NUMBER ONE for living in Durban Town! 

MISSION NUMBER TWO: Find out why Kevin Cadman is such a douche**. In fact, if you hang with him and his bunch of hooligan mates, you’ll have a great time in Durban Town too.

MISSION NUMBER THREE: Instigate a mass-cleanup of all the rubbish on Durban’s beaches. This includes litter.

MISSION NUMBER FOUR: Eat 2 Johnny Rotis’ mutton roti rolls in one sitting. This will save you loads of cash on a procedure that would otherwise cost you thousands of rands – a colonic cleansing.

MISSION NUMBER 5: Go to at least one underground deep-house party. Hint: Visit Tilt and find out when the next one is happening

MISSION NUMBER 6: Visit [residential address], and find out who is living there now. If a chick called Margaret* is there, don’t say you know me, just vomit all remains of your Johnny Rotis lunch on her, kick her in the guava and duck.

OK thats enough missions for now. If you do one a week, it will result in six weeks of fun!

This is no joke for me anymore, these are 6 MISSIONS YOU HAVE TO COMPLETE BEFORE YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME MEANINGFUL AND YOU CAN MOVE ON IN LIFE WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE.

 Love

Wiggles

—-

* I had the name changed for the protection of her “guava”

** Wiggly and Kevin met in real life at the July last year (it was, right?) and got on like a bonfire on a house.  I have Kev on facebook and he really does act like a doos from what I’ve heard, even though I suspect (with the odd confirmation here and there) that he is just a lost boy looking for love.  Muhahaha – he’d hate that!

Sigh.  Why doesn’t this man continue to blog? Have a good weekend all.

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  • 1. lordwiggly  |  June 27, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Hmmm sounds like each mission is worthy of a post or two! I expect weekly updates Sheen, or its your guava that may be in jeopardy ;o) Hehe LOL

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  • 2. shebee  |  June 27, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Look at you being a narcissist! All it takes to get you to comment is a post written all about you!

    Hehehe. Thanks for keeping me company this afternoon God Wriggley.

    Reply
  • 3. angel  |  June 27, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    mwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa… wiggly handing out missions like he’s your boss or something!

    LMFAO @ “guava”!!!!!!

    Reply
  • 4. shebee  |  June 27, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    I know!!!! so bloody rude 😛

    Have a lovely weekend sweet cheeks xoxo

    Reply
  • 5. B  |  June 30, 2008 at 6:08 am

    OH MY LOL!!

    OK, tell you what.. I heards from the blogvine that you are “rigtings befok”… so I volunteer to be your wheelman.. I’ll also take lots of piccies..:-P

    Reply
  • 6. shebee  |  June 30, 2008 at 7:07 am

    Hehe.

    You heard right, B. I aint doin nuthing about it til I get that GPS thingie Anglug promised me. Haha.

    Yes, come along – it will be fun!

    (My bday is coming up in Aug, just putting it out there, readers).

    Reply

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