Itchy & Scratchy Shoooow

July 7, 2008 at 10:04 am 15 comments

You all remember me telling you my mom is a beautician, right?  Well, I spent some time with her on Sunday on the coast.  She plucked, preened & tinted me again.  But then became a little too forward and suggested she give me a bikini wax since she needed the practice.

As much as I love my momma, I couldn’t let her do it.  It was bad enough I made her stop halfway with waxing my leg. Literally, I walked out of there with one strip of hairless leg – it was too sore!

So anyway, last night I had a hairy complex and eye-balled the veet sitting on the window sill.  Have you read about the last time I veeted?  I suggest you do, right now this very minute.  I’ll wait…

Back?  Well.  Can you believe it, but I did it again.  No crisis while administering said veet, but today?  Today.  Today I could be entered into the olympics for the fastest sneaky crotch scratcher pirade.

Holy god!

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  • 1. justBcoz  |  July 7, 2008 at 10:09 am

    OMF, I haven’t had such a good laugh for ages!!

    How am I supposed to concentrate on work now??

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  • 2. shebee  |  July 7, 2008 at 10:16 am

    JBC – and how exactly do you think *I* am supposed to be concentrating?

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  • 3. justBcoz  |  July 7, 2008 at 10:17 am

    heehee 🙂 STOP IT!!!

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  • 4. shebee  |  July 7, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Stop what – the scratching? I can’t!!!! If I do then I have to wiggle in my chair like an idiot and IT guy keeps looking at me funny everytime he walks passed my office.

    *SOB* why me?

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  • 5. justBcoz  |  July 7, 2008 at 10:39 am

    Oh man LOL, I actually HAVE to close this window now … I’ve got work to do dammit!!

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  • 6. Amy  |  July 7, 2008 at 10:59 am

    I cannot believe you just shared that – you’ve totally sprung a female myth right there. Didnt you know that ALL guys were under the impression that because we dont have balls, we never scratch ? EVER ?

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  • 7. shebee  |  July 7, 2008 at 11:06 am

    JBC – see I left you alone so you could work. Nice.

    Aims – oh crap. I didn’t even think of that. You know me… foot in mouth syndrome abounds! Love you chicken.

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  • 8. cathjenkin  |  July 7, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    wahahha only youll get this

    i would rather have an itchy scratchy hoohoo than an orange one.

    im.just.saying.

    😉

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  • 9. leez  |  July 7, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Just stay away form communal stationery.

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  • 10. shebee  |  July 7, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    OMG. Seriously. We need to publish some of the shit that gets discussed at the Sh@th.

    *wheeze*

    Reply
  • 11. leez  |  July 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    its been a good day. swallowing and scratching.

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  • 12. shebee  |  July 7, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Yeah, so much for trucks, bucks & boobs…

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  • 13. B  |  July 7, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    I see you guys did LOADS of work today..

    Sheena, put powder on and stop scratchin your guava.. JBC, Stop reading blogs.. you have deadlines to meet!

    Everyone else.. Howzit!!

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  • 14. shebee  |  July 7, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Yoh! Mamma B hath spoketh.

    Hee hee.

    Night all. I’m being visited by one times hot male with dinner tonight.

    Reply
  • 15. angel  |  July 7, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    omg you are a screan woman! that said, i don’t think i’d let my mom wax me either…

    Reply

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