All I wanted for my bday was my two front teeth…

July 24, 2008 at 3:07 pm 26 comments

…to be closer together!  I have a Mark Shuttleworth, a Madonna, a love gap, a midline diastema, a midline diastema.  But then I came across this website which made me giggle and converted me.

So, instead this is what I want.  I’m just saying… you know, for those of you that actually know me in real life (Hint:  Mom. Please refer all aunties, uncles & family friends here too):

  • Smaller earphones for my nokia – my earlobes are too small!
  • GHD Hair Straightner (I would sell my left boob for one of these)
  • Car Service (really needed)
  • Funky hats (you know I can never get enough of these)
  • Shoes, size five.  All colours.  Need pumps, don’t have enough.
  • Mtn airtime for my stupid TopUp 3g card that only ever works when it wants to
  • Some crackfor the addiction, ya know?
  • A hairy man to..erm, spend time with me.
  • Veet (that shit is expensive!)
  • Stationery (need pens, Gremlins at home ate all of mine)
  • An audience with Khan of Parlotones
  • The ability to listen to my mom when she tells me not to do something.  She’s always so right.
  • GPS

Woo!

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  • 1. MsBehavn  |  July 24, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    I’m betting that you actually want the Veet to help you deal with the hairy man. But then that’s just a wild guess … 😛

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  • 2. expensivemistakescheapthrills  |  July 25, 2008 at 7:41 am

    oh sis. Parlotones? are you for real?

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  • 3. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 7:48 am

    MsB – wahahaha. Um. Ja. My mom reads this, dooood! I promised her I wouldn’t talk about sex anymore*.

    Exmi – don’t make me come over there and give you a running, kicking, fuckslap.

    * I’m joking. Of course I will.

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  • 4. expensivemistakescheapthrills  |  July 25, 2008 at 8:32 am

    ohmygod. the parlotones are awful.

    shebee, i have completely lost all respect for you, yo.

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  • 5. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 8:34 am

    Oh bugger off, I love them and thats what counts.

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  • 6. cathjenkin  |  July 25, 2008 at 8:50 am

    the parlotones are fucking awesome.

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  • 7. Ches  |  July 25, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Sorry to break this up ladies…Did you say a hairy man?

    Like how hairy? Thought woman hated the carpet look!

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  • 8. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Ches – yes, I said it. But its a figure of speech, I really really don’t like the carpet look. Honest!

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  • 9. justBcoz  |  July 25, 2008 at 11:10 am

    The carpet look? Nah …
    But a bit o’ manly chest hair is yummy 🙂

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  • 10. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Not quite as yummy as that ‘V’ line just above the groin…

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  • 11. cathjenkin  |  July 25, 2008 at 11:26 am

    SHEENA. you naughty ho ho! 😉

    but yes, i like a little fur on my man. and as for that V line… 😀

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  • 12. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Am not naughty. Need a pipe cleaning. Big difference.

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  • 13. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 11:34 am

    LOL. Oh my mom is going to love that one!

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  • 14. Ches  |  July 25, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    OMG!

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  • 15. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Hehehe. I went for the shock factor, Ches, did it work?

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  • 16. Ches  |  July 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    *horror struck*

    he he…

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  • 17. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Oh come now, Chesie, you’re more open minded than that, surely?

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  • 18. Ches  |  July 25, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    I’m going thru a ‘shy’ stage!

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  • 19. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    Me too, Chesie. I never ‘shy’ away from anyone.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

    (Sorry, I’m my own best audience)

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  • 20. Ches  |  July 25, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    ha ha ha….shwy not!

    Have a good weekend SB.

    Reply
  • 21. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    You too hotstuff 😉

    Reply
  • 22. angel  |  July 25, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    so is this a birthday wishlist…
    when is your birthday btw?

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  • 23. Paul  |  July 25, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    a pipe cleaning ?????

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  • 24. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    23rd aug, angel pie 🙂

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  • 25. shebee  |  July 25, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Paul come now. You werent meant to read that damnit.

    Reply
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