An insight into me, and what I live by.

August 7, 2008 at 3:11 pm 9 comments

1.       Go through at least one phone per three month period.  If you succeed in this, I will personally be very much impressed with you.  Try to not drive over / flush down the toilet / smash in a drunken state / manhandle / lock in different language or lose your phone.  This is a good start. 

2.       Use your god given breasts for practical purposes, i.e;  storage of phone, lip ice, car keys, cigarette box and / or lighter.

3.       Although being the eldest sibling, you should always, without fail, be the most irresponsible one.  When in trouble, blame the others.

4.       Become bored.  With everything.  Let nothing hold your interest for longer than six months.  This is called living life boredlessly.  Yes, that’s a real word. 

5.       On that note, make up words willy nilly and as you see fit.  Abuse the English language that you so dearly love. Its creative, fun and highly annoying to people.

6.       Make many friends and give of yourself whole heartedly, regardless of the consequences.  You only live this life as yourself once so share yourself between friends, even if some of them think it’s careless and stupid and doesn’t suit them.

7.       Money matters may worry you, but these matters shouldn’t matter.  It’s a waste of energy.  Buy that pretty hat with your last fifty ront, the rest will take care of itself, it always does.  Somehow.

8.       Take risks.  No one wants to die unknown, if you are a SheBee, everyone in your life will remember who you were and if they don’t, they don’t count.

9.       It is not of any consequence should you come across as vein and egotistical – if you don’t love yourself, how can you expect anyone else to?

10.    Laugh long, laugh loud and laugh with love.  Even if you cackle like a witch and have your siblings upload the evidence to facebook.

11.    Talk to people online, so what if they stalk you?  As long as your phone number and physical address is private, you’d be surprised how much you can learn from people online. 

12.    Don’t ever be afraid of loving the Gummi Bears or silly teenage movies that involve ripping off other movies.  There is nothing to be ashamed of in being slightly fond of uncultured non art films.

13.    Always say what’s on your mind. Also, never keep in a fart or they’ll go up to your head and that’s where all your shit ideas come from.

14.    Never turn your ear away when people have something to say, regardless of it being something you want to actually hear or not. That way you will never miss out on hearing something you will never forget.

15.    It’s okay to not want or like flowers.  It just makes for a more creative opportunity to think of a better gift.

16.    Carry a little black book around and write down inspirational ideas / random thoughts / topics to write about.  Trust me, as a SheBee you will forget them ten minutes later, and how are you ever supposed to win that Pulitzer then?

17.    Be yourself, and toss out those who don’t like you as you are.  Never change for anybody and stick to your lifelong philosophy:  I am Me and nobody else.

 

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I should probably watch my “behaver” Hayzooz Hernandez, I’ve decided to stop smoking!

9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. justBcoz  |  August 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    This is AWESOME Bee 🙂

    Hmmm …. some food for the ol’ noggin here, definitely.

    Can I just ask though: can non-god-given breasts also be used for practical purposes?

    mwah XX

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  • 2. shebee  |  August 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    hahahhaaaa! of course they can 🙂 its all about the size, baby!

    Reply
  • 3. Josh Larson  |  August 7, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    I noticed from following Twitter that you’re having some issues with getting an RSS widget on your site; we here at NewsGator Widgets are experts at free, high quality RSS widgets. Let me know if you’d like more information or guidance!

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  • 4. Amy  |  August 8, 2008 at 12:57 am

    I love your lists Sheens…. they are almsost always practical, insightful and hil-hairy-arse!

    P.S You mispelt ” vein ” – or rather, used the wrong ” vain “….

    Reply
  • 5. shebee  |  August 8, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Josh I approved your spammy comment because you have a sexy name that looks good on my sidebar comment feed. Thanks for letting me know, I’ll keep you in mind.

    This is a lot of work isn’t it? Following Twitter, scanning for RSS word keys then commenting on each blog about it. All for a free product? What do you get out of it? I hope its at least one good blow job.

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  • 6. shebee  |  August 8, 2008 at 8:25 am

    Josh I approved your spammy comment because you have a sexy name that looks good on my sidebar comment feed. Thanks for letting me know, I’ll keep you in mind.

    This is a lot of work isn’t it? Following Twitter, scanning for RSS word keys then commenting on each blog about it. All for a free product? What do you get out of it? I hope its at least one good blow job.

    Aimyloooo – aww, thank you hun. Duly noted. VAIN not VEIN.

    Reply
  • 7. leez08  |  August 8, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Okay.

    I totally agree with numbers 4, 7, 11, 12, 13 and 17. Coz I do the same.

    Reply
  • 8. shebee  |  August 8, 2008 at 8:50 am

    That doesn’t surprise me one little bit Lee! 🙂

    Reply
  • 9. angel  |  August 8, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    friggin awesome!!!

    Reply

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