Oh wow, I’m touched all over the place and back again

August 27, 2008 at 8:07 am 19 comments

Glenda Penelope Scott.  That’s the name of my new GPS kindly gifted by MsBehavn.  She’s beautiful.  She’s clever. She’s polite.  I’ve tested her out and even gone down one ways to see what she does, and true to her trusty nature, the GPS goes fucking insane.  Beeeeeeeeep! PLEASE KEEP LEFT. PLEASE KEEP LEFT. PLEASEKEEPLEFTPLEASEKEEPLEFT!

Cath got a taste of Glenda Penelope Scott this morning on the way to the airport, both of us still slightly drunk and partially hung over and very bushy tailed and puffy eyed.  Cath thinks that Glenda she’s marvelous!

Quick question for you GPS users out there, what’s the skinny, do you unclick the GPS from its position every time you leave the car? I do that with my radio face, so I suppose theoretically I could possibly get into that habit.  I’m just so in love with it, it’s unreal!  I don’t want it to be stolen.

Also, I’m battling to find certain addresses, like mine at home, for example.  I just search for the next street, which is a big one and shows up no problemo, so any tips or information in personal experiences would be more than welcome.

On a completely different note now, as if I needed to be spoilt any more, Cow_Grrrl‘s parcel arrived yesterday. Oh my god, Suetjie, I cannot explain to you how touched I am. That we’ve never met before, or even spoken outside of the internet, yet you know me so well and represented almost all that I am in one box!  I am truly thankful and blown away by your kindness.  HUGE hugs for you, babe!

Cath had her own little parcel too and guys, we sat on our lounge floor and brought out the Rum (since Cam was at her Dad for the night).  Aside from things like baked beans (for my toast, because of the shopping spree last week), a beautiful little hand book for notes, a 15minute yoga book, O Magazine, a wireless router and other stuff, she bought me a frikken GHD!  HOLY FUCKING MOLY! Never did I expect that I would ever have one of those beauties before I sold one or both of my boobs. A GHD. A G.H.D. A frikken G-H-D.  You are insane, babe! 

Anyway, to tide you over until we here at The Shath, come thank you in person, I have written you a poem:

Oh cowgirl, oh cowgirl
You make me smile so
Out of the blue, you pitched up
With words of love, and tweets saying ‘sup

I’m so glad to have met you in this swirl
straight out of nowhere you send gifts of laughter
To make me smile more, before and even after.

Cath sat on her hands for hours, until we were both back at ours
And on twitter and the phone did she moan
But we had to curb the curiosity jointedly, you see
And when we did, in our excitement we had to fight for the toilet to wee

In twitter we trust
More than men’s lust
I am truly blessed
And our lounge is totally messed
But there’s a friendship that will last to the end
I’m so lucky to have met you, my friend

** THANK YOU **

 

Also, please look out for a very drunken vlog done by Cath and I.  Oh lawd.

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19 Comments Add your own

  • 1. justBcoz  |  August 27, 2008 at 10:26 am

    I loved doing this for you guys – you’re very special to me, you crazy people!

    So glad you had fun unloading it all 😀

    OMG, that vlog thang is gonna be, erm “interesting” wahaha!!

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  • 2. Stef  |  August 27, 2008 at 11:42 am

    oh my goodnes… VLOG???? when???? when????
    can’t wait!!!!
    that parcel is too good to be true, you’re lying aren’t you?

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  • 3. Ches  |  August 27, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    MsBehavn sent you a navigator…OMG! *breathe breathe*

    She’s been very quiet on the bloggosphere that girl???

    You guys and your twitter! 😉

    Reply
  • 4. justBcoz  |  August 27, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    @Ches … cummon dude, you *have* to join us in Twitterland!

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  • 5. shebee  |  August 27, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    JBC – you’re special to us too. Cath says she wants to hump your leg, watch out! I think you’ll die when you see the vlog. Hee hee.

    Stef – no word of a lie, she went to such effort and put in such special things 🙂

    Chesie – MsB has been having a few personal events, her daughter was in hospital for a while with pneumonia but is out now and all is well again. Yes, a GPS! I’m loving it. JOIN US ON TWITTER! YOU GUYS MISS OUT ON SO MUCH, I PROMISE YOU.

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  • 6. justBcoz  |  August 27, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    *updates will*

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  • 7. Amy  |  August 27, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    NOw i feel bad that i didnt get you anything – does the post card Wobbo and i sent last year count ?

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  • 8. shebee  |  August 27, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    LOL! Your will? She’s not *that* scary!

    Aims – no ways, don’t feel bad! If I got any more presents than I have already I would feel like a total giftslut! Hell yeah it counts, I still have it in my special box of goodies 🙂

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  • 9. Shawn Jooste  |  August 27, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Ok, so I want to see this vlog already 😉

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  • 10. kyknoord  |  August 27, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Cool poem. It looks like a christmas tree.

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  • 11. shebee  |  August 27, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    @ Shawn – patience, Daniel son, patience. Cath is in Jhb on business, she’ll edit when she gets back tomorrow and we’ll probably have it up by Fri / Monday. It’s 58 minutes long, yo!

    Kyk – trust you to notice that. It does too!

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  • 12. Ches  |  August 27, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Twitter will be the end of me…work is too hectic, and I’ve just cut my facebook time by half! Also, listening to you girls twit all day might not be good for my mental health! 🙂

    Reply
  • 13. shebee  |  August 27, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Ah Ches, you’re no fun!

    Reply
  • 14. Stef  |  August 27, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    i just noticed this…

    “Oh wow, I’m touched all over the place and back again”…

    pwwwwwwwwwhahahahahahahahaha

    Reply
  • 15. shebee  |  August 27, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    LOL Stef – babe, we need to get you laid in a big way.

    Reply
  • 16. Stef  |  August 28, 2008 at 9:31 am

    LOL…

    Reply
  • 17. Janel  |  August 28, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    ok, so i am officially jealous!!
    weren’t we just chatting about GHD’s the other night??!!

    I’m moving to durbs so i can lend it heehee.

    U deserve the spoiling 🙂

    Reply
  • 18. shebee  |  August 28, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    I know. I couldn’t believe it when I opened the box and there it was! Insane!

    You can borrow it anytime 🙂

    Reply
  • 19. angel  |  August 28, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    this is just so awesome!!!

    Reply

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