I went to buy milk and came back intoxicated at midnight

August 30, 2008 at 3:24 pm 8 comments

‘We need milk’ I said to Cath, and off we went to the mall.  In the pudding isle of Spar my evil flatmate says to me with a glint in her eye ‘you know, there’s a bar just upstairs… We could go for like, one tiny drink’.

It went all pear shaped from there.  After vodka/sours shooters, coctails, blowjobs and spring boks in shot glasses, one hippie venue, Max Normal live & a bday party, I found myself on the lounge floor at midnight eating a pie in a very disorderly fashion with Cath splayed across from me with no pants on.

Fabulous! Also, I was introduced to the bar right down the street. I foretell a danger.

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8 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Dimitrio  |  August 30, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    Another instalment of the everyday life of SheBee 🙂

    Reply
  • 2. Cath  |  August 30, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Wah WAHHHAHA

    I have the videos!!!

    Reply
  • 3. SwissTwist  |  August 30, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    OMG sounds like a fantastic, spontaneous night out!!!!

    Reply
  • 4. expensivemistakescheapthrills  |  August 31, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    dude. was it the fantastic Vill-Inns?

    we used to go there all the time.

    Reply
  • 5. shebee  |  August 31, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    haha! it totally was vill-inns!!

    Reply
  • 6. expensivemistakescheapthrills  |  September 1, 2008 at 9:39 am

    i fuckin knew it man. that place is dodge-city. but uber fucking cool regardless.

    Reply
  • 7. angel  |  September 1, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    uh oh… a bar down the road!!!?!
    enjoy your break sweetness…

    Reply
  • 8. cathjenkin  |  September 2, 2008 at 8:07 am

    DUDE WHERE’D THAT SIGN COME FROM?

    LOL>

    Reply

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